The thought of not drinking coffee is enough to bring you to tears.
When you say I love you, it's normally followed by a extra term of endearment.
You say this on a pretty regular basis.
Your day is filled with scathing sarcasm.
There are certain clothes you leave for other girls to wear.
You are not a fan of PDA.
You love Bjork. Plain and simple.
When times are tough, you turn to the comfort staples.
You cherish your girl time.
You are a firm believer in brains over beauty, always.
You may be known to sniff old books from time to time.
You don't resort to the "Miley" mentality of life.
You appreciate the darker side of life from time to time...or most of the time.
You may laugh when driving by your local CrossFit while stuffing your face with Burger Fi.
Dancing in your car to your favorite old school jam is an every day occurrence.
Silence may be one of the most powerful tools in your arsenal.
You have tapped into the full power of what a woman can accomplish on her own. You are an island.
You have no problem calling out sexism when you hear, see, sniff, or sense it.
Words are your friend and your sword.
You have high standards for conversational skills.
Most importantly, coffee.